And somewhere here in the hinterlands, our intrepid author is spotted. Is that a U-Haul she is driving?

The Exceedingly Great Chaos and Odd Happenings of the day before rattling around in her furtive mind … but without the appropriate time to do them blog-worthy justice.

Strains of “The Final Countdown” echoing in the distance, maybe?

The last day of Chaos is upon us, and the Nervous Breakdown is clearly in sight.

Tuesday – Moderate Chaos – 10 Days to go till my Nervous Breakdown.
Wednesday – Moderate Chaos – 9 Days to go till my Nervous Breakdown.
Thursday – Moderate Chaos – 8 Days to go till my Nervous Breakdown.
Friday – Moderate Chaos – 7 Days to go till my Nervous Breakdown.
Saturday – Moderate Chaos – 6 Days to go till my Nervous Breakdown.

Sunday – Moderate Chaos – 5 Days to go till my Nervous Breakdown.
Monday – Moderate Chaos – 4 Days to go till my Nervous Breakdown.
Tuesday – Moderate Chaos – 3 Days to go till my Nervous Breakdown.
Wednesday – Exceedingly Great Chaos – 2 Days to go till my Nervous Breakdown.
Thursday – Great Chaos – 1 Days to go till my Nervous Breakdown.
Friday – No More Chaos – 0 Days to go till my Nervous Breakdown.