For those of you who have been reading for a while, you know that occasionally I struggle with what to write about.

On these occasions I will look to the headlines, or perhaps somebody else’s blog for inspiration.

Today I see I can choose between

I Don’t Wanna Grow Up     

and

15-Ton Blob of Fat Found Growing in Sewer

Oh. Goodie.

And … Oh Look …

Working through writer’s block     

So I am not the only one that has days like this?

At one point I had considered going out to Cafe Press and getting one of their Writers Block mugs, but I didn’t want to jinx my writing. I was kind of on a roll back then.

For those of you who are into online fortune cookies, as it were, there is always

Click Your Fortune: TED-Ed’s choose-your-own-adventure look at career options

    

As for me, I am at the radio station doing the old “The Weather is weather” and whatnot. Pretty calm.

Okay, other than that Severe Thunderstorm Watch … with the fine print that says “Some lightly rotating areas have been spotted, but no official Tornados yet”.

No chaos there, right?

… Twenty minutes pass …

OKay, I spoke too quickly.

Tornado Warning, Severe Thunderstorm Warning, Severe Thunderstorm Watch, Line of Severe Thunderstorms, Several Advisories …

Oh, and after reading all of the above I slid the slider for the BBC News up … to dead silence.

I had forgotten to push the ON button.

Nope, no chaos here.