Little Donald Protected Again
Nanny Kellyanne and chief bum-wiper Rudy made sure that little Donald never had to face his own shit. “I don’t …
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The Past Is Prologue … Little Donald Style
THE PAST IS PROLOGUE “Prologue ? Folks, is that even a word ? Prologue. What does she mean ? Have …
Little Donald And Rabies
Little Donald was pissed. If the Obama administration had employed Extreme Vetting, he, Little Donald, might not have contracted rabies.
Little Donald And The Bargain
“Sacrificed? Of course I’ve sacrificed. I traded my soul for these exceptional good lucks. And that was a bargain. People …
Little Donald And Prep School
Donald Jr. was accepted at Bowel Prep, admittedly the shittiest of the New York prep schools.
Little Donald And The Baby
“Get That Baby Out of Here”, Donald Jr remembered his father shouting to the nanny. And he was pretty sure …
Little Donald’s Mouth
“I’m sorry. I say out loud the things that I am thinking. But folks, don’t judge me on THAT !!!” …
Little Donald’s Friend
“Oink. I said Oink. I’ve been saying this all along. believe me folks. And you love me for it. You …
Little Donald’s Book Club
“What a bunch of losers”, said little Donald to the book club members, as he wondered just what in the …
Little Donald In Mexico
Little Donald loved family trips to Mexico, which he spent “sleeping Mexican tipping” in the Plaza.
Little Donald And The C
Little Donald stared at the “C” on the corner of his test, and wondered why the teacher was calling him …
Little Donald And His Shadow
Little Donald was suspicious of his shadow. It was black – TOO BLACK – and it followed him everywhere.
Extreme Vetting At Its Orangest
The Drumpf presidency, hour 3 (the Mexicans are gone). “You gotta go, and you gotta go, and Oh my goodness, …
Little Donald And His Weekend
Weekends little Donald practiced his solid gold air guitar and fantasized about his future as a serial philanderer.
The Adventures Of Little Donald
Allow me to introduce … Little Donald Yes. He is Orange. Yes. He has Little Hands. Yes. His name is …
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