Santa Claus and His Monkey Mowed My Lawn

July 11, 2012

No, really. He did. Well, I knew he had to do something in the off season, but I had no …

How many years of bad Karma do you get for …

July 8, 2012

… squooshing a pretty big bug? And by pretty big bug I mean it was pretty, it was big, and …

July 4, 2012

… comes around. Its like deja vu … all over again! But first of all, today is the Fourth of …

July 1, 2012

Okay, some day you get the bear and some days the bear gets you. Guess what kind of day this …