Gosh tomorrow is Valentines Day. Oh joy. I can count the number of Valentines I’ve gotten in the last … hmm … thirty years maybe on one hand.

I recall being in a room of people twenty odd years ago (much younger and all the good stuff that goes with that) and saying “And of course I didn’t get any Valentines again this year”. There was an audible gasp from the young men in the room.

They were surprised, bless their souls.

My friend the School Psychologist sent this to me. She knew I’d laugh. For any single friends I have … hold on to these.

You will hear them. You will use them.

Classic Dysfunction. Thanks Jeanne!

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