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English: James Patterson Polski: James Patterson

English: James Patterson Polski: James Patterson (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

So the project begins … and I might just continue this theme for my blog entries this entire month.

Or not.

But like many folks out there, I stayed up last night until the stroke of midnight. And as I am in a Region that has no real geographic center, the kick-off was an online one.

Okay, so a few folks got together at the local Denny’s here … but I didn’t get word of that until it was too late.

The writing began at midnight for me.

A five minute challenge called a sprint … my very first … in which everyone ignores the chat room and goes to their device of choice and writes like the wind.

Or in my case, like a small breeze.

Then we all come back five minutes later and reports the results.

214 words.

Lets forget the fact that I started in third person … switched to first person … then back to third person.

It was quickly apparent that I needed sleep more than my writing efforts needed me.

So I checked my NaNoMail to see if anyone else had added me to their Writing Buddy list (yes) and I decided to read the post that was sent to me earlier … from James Patterson.

Yes that James Patterson.

Well, OK … to me and hundreds of thousands of other folks starting this one month writing madness. I really liked it.

And so, for those of you who may not have ever seen NaNoWriMo or who aren’t in it this year … here is the note he was kind enough to have sent to us.

So Writer, you’re trying to write a novel in 30 days. Has anyone told you you’re crazy yet?

You’re not crazy. I promise. I know because I’ve written a novel in a couple of months. And yes, I’m a human being (just ask my editor, or my wife) and I do sleep. The book even got published. So anyone who tells you it’s impossible is wrong and you should probably stop taking their advice. Unless it’s your mom. Then just stop taking her advice about writing (you should still floss once a day).

There’s no getting around the fact that it’s hard, though, is there? By now you know that better than anyone. Maybe you should give up on this whole novel business and go relax. Or work at a paying job. But I say, keep at it. Because, like I said, it’s possible. And as you must suspect, it’s a pretty fantastic feeling to have written a book.

So how do you do it? Here are some tips on making it to December 1 without going crazy or giving up. (Though if you have to do one of them, I’ve always found sanity overrated.)

Outline. If you already have: gold star; proceed to the next piece of advice. If you didn’t, don’t worry, because it’s never too late to go back and make an outline. An outline isn’t something to be scared of, it’s just a chapter-by-chapter description of the scenes that, lined-up together, make your book. On the count of three, tell me the story that unfolds in your novel. All the way to the last chapter. Now write that down. There’s your outline. Easy, right?

Lie to yourself. Honesty is a great quality, but we’re writing fiction here, so you’d better get used to a little light lying. Tell yourself you can do this. Tell yourself your book will be great. The world will love it and you’ll be the next J.K. Rowling, J.D. Salinger, Art Spiegelman, or whatever flavor of author you hope to become.

Get into a writing routine. Think it’s hard to write every day during NaNo? Most professional writers keep this kind of pace all year round. Holidays, birthdays, vacations—you name it, we’re writing. The trick is making writing into a daily habit. Same time. Same place. Same hot beverage of choice. Every. Single. Day. Again. And. Again.

Don’t do it alone. If you live with somebody, tell them to be unpleasant to you if they see you doing anything else during your writing time. Buy them a water gun. If you live alone, have friends call and check on you. And if you have no friends, you will have no trouble writing a book in 30 days. What else do you have to do? (I’m not knocking friendless people. We’ve all been there.)

Don’t stress. I don’t mean to undermine the above, but remember this is one month, not your entire writing career. Try hard, learn from it, and if you don’t get to 50,000 words, figure out what you did wrong so you can get there next time.

Stop reading this. Start writing. Now. (Or at midnight your time.)


Great letter, no?

And just for good measure I am adding two things here. One, the cartoon of the day by the folks at NaNoToons … and the NaNoWriMo 2013 Calendar link from David Seah.