… or When Will Winter Ever End?

“It’s been six weeks” said the Crow.

“Yeah, well, I don’t hear you cawing up a storm either” said the Groundhog.

“It’s only the Northern Tribes that think that” said the Crow.

“See?  It says right here … ‘The more northern tribes knew this Moon as the Full Crow Moon, when the cawing of crows signaled the end of winter’ so it must be true.”

“We ARE in the North” said the Groundhog.

“Yeah, but I don’t get to be on TV each year, or have a movie named after me or anything.” said the Crow.

“Jealous” said the Groundhog.

“Damn skippy straight” said the Crow.

“Just for that I think I’ll call in a snowstorm for the middle of the week” said the Groundhog.

“You can’t do that” said the Crow.

“Just watch me” said the Groundhog.

Crow grabs last year’s Kill The Groundhog signs from the corner and goes out to sit in the light of the Full Moon.

Enjoy the Full Crow Moon tonight … not nearly as popular as Groundhog Day, but a lot prettier!