My friend Chuck who lives in Arizona keeps taking screen shots of his weather forecast … with temperatures in the 70’s.
But it really is not so much a joke.
It’s so cold that I need to keep the water running to keep the pipes from freezing.
It’s so cold that my furnace can’t keep up … it’s 60 degrees downstairs even though the furnace is set at 74.
Although there are jokes out there about the cold.
It’s so cold outside that the politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
It’s so cold, we had lunch at the Greasy Spoon just for the heartburn.
As Mark Twain once said, “If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d all have frozen to death.”
I somehow am waiting for the drum to hit the rim shot in the background.
Last night it was minus 5 outside here and with wind chill felt like minus 22.
In Hell, MI and environs it was minus 8 outside and with wind chill feeling like minus 22.
Which begs the question … was it really as cold as all Hell outside?