Suspension of Disbelief - Where you read a book, and you know that the heroine couldn’t possibly just run into the perfect hero, but you pretend that it could happen.
Online Boomer Dating - This bizarre dance that people of a certain age indulge in so as not to go to bars to meet people and look totally asinine. We look asinine online instead.
What Happened Today - The funniest most creative thing I’ve seen in a long time. Some alternate reality where the above two things collide … and made me smile. A lot.
So as always I checked my emails … and from one of the many dating sites out there, I saw a message. They do that sometimes when a person spends a lot of time reading your information. So … wait … Juno? Where have I heard that recently?
Juno is checking you out right now!
We’re letting you know because they’re a stone cold fox. You should check them out too. And a couple of things:
• We’re smart about sending these: we’ll only ever send one
per winter storm that hits you
• They’ll be blowing out of town next week, so act fast
Go get ‘em!
So, how could I resist??
I went out to read … and I thought I’d share with you. Yes, I know … you shouldn’t share *exactly* what a person puts out there exactly. But I’m thinking Juno won’t mind. They’ll be long gone before long I think.
So, without further ado …. JUNO …
First the profile pictures … the one you recognize … and the selfie … quite the blank stare, I’d say. No?
Then the profile: (Apocalyp Snow … ha ha ha)
I spend a lot of my time between New York and Boston.
What I’m doing with my life
Turning your grocery store into a zombie movie.
Getting people to mash the words “snow” and “pocalypse” together.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m whiter than an Oscar nominee.
Snow White and the Huntsmen
Wet Hot American Summer
The six things I could never do without
- Sustained winds
– Strong gusts
– Blowing or drifting snow
– Reduced visibility
– Lasting for 3 hours or more
– Arrested Development
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wrapping you up in a fluffy white blanket and keeping you inside for days.
On a typical Friday night I am
You should message me if
You have any extra D batteries?
Do you litter?
Do you pick up after yourself? Be honest.
No, my mom/roommate/partner mostly does it for me.
When you are angry or frustrated, do you ever throw, smash, kick, hit inanimate objects (non-living things)?
Do you attempt to conserve water, energy or other resources during your everyday life?
No, I don’t care
How often do you get angry?
Are you a cat person or a dog person?
Do you enjoy outdoor activities such as camping, hiking or fishing?
In a certain light, wouldn’t nuclear war be exciting?
Yes, it would.
Do you often find yourself worrying about things that you have no control over?
No I like to go with the wind
How long do your romantic relationships usually last?
0-6 months I’m usually not around long enough.
Could you date someone with no long-term goals?
Which word describes you better?
Are you attracted to dangerous situations?
Do you have names planned out for future children?
No. I let The Weather Channel name them.
Which superpower would you rather have?
Do you believe in the power of prayer?
Which of the following best describes your typical demeanor?
Meh. I have my ups and downs.
How often do you keep your promises?
Whenever possible I mean, they promise 20″-30″, but who’s really counting?
How often do you tweet?
Never But people tweet about me an awful lot!
Commitment to personal growth is:
Critically important. I strive to grow and grow
Hope you enjoyed this as much as I did!!