Kill The Groundhog ! Kill The Groundhog !
The chants are getting louder and louder here. I’ve not seen any pitchforks, but then it is early in the …
Category Archives: Humor
The Easter Bunny And Me
I don’t know why I was the chosen one of the three of us. But Mom picked me to go …
March Madness Indeed …
… at least that’s what they say in the headlines. The information provided for today’s blog has been gleaned from …
The Fish Rescue Mission …
… or something like that. Just for the record: I do check the obituaries to see if any friends have died, …
Always A Child …
… no matter how old you are. Or at least that’s the way it seems sometimes. I remember the first …
Beware The Ides …
… and how many people even know what an Ide is? OK, so I do. Ides of March. Middle of the …
Happy Birthday, You Einstein You …
… and would you like to have some Pi to celebrate with, maybe? Well, I know that today is the …
Headlines! No, Honest …
.. would I lie to you? So many things are reported in the news. And as I have proven here, …
Daylight Saving Time, I’ve Missed Ye
Today marks the beginning of Daylight Savings Time … and what could possibly go wrong? I was up bright and …
Baby Boomers Rule …
… and yes I are one. So of course I am just a teensy bit prejudiced. We boosted women’s lib …
Weather Is Such An Exact Science …
… excuse me while I move so I do not get hit by the bolt of lightning here. I know …
I Am Powerless … Over Power
No this is not a plug for a new Twelve-Step Program. Although they do have a Higher Power. “Hi, I’m …
Seven Deadly Sins … Or Some Similar Anagram …
Constant readers know I have mentioned some of my friends and acquaintances here over the last several months. True characters, one …
And The Oscar Goes To …
… well, to be honest, it was all I could do to watch the show to find out. For those …
I’d Like To Thank The Academy And …
… what’s that, you say? The Academy Awards aren’t until Sunday? Yes, but I got an award last night! Which …
Did You Ever Have One Of Those Days?
The plan was all in place. Wake up nice and early. Go to the counselor for my mental health tune-up. Watch …
Happy … Whatever …
Yes. I know. Today is Valentines Day. Well, guess what? I don’t have a Valentine this year. There was the …
The Time Has Come …
… with all due apologies to Lewis Carroll on Ash Wednesday … the first day of Lent … the first …
Eenie … Meenie … Miney … Mo …
… I don’t know which way to go. Another chapter of “My Strange Life”. The Pope is retiring. Stars wore …
Happy Chinese New Year …
… the Year of the Water Snake?Well, Happy New Year anyway. They say the ‘Year of Snake’ symbolizes wealth and …
One Kind Word …
… can make all the difference. “Well, these Five Layer Burritos are just great. You can take them home and …
The Ultimate Irony …
… and how it took 500 years to get to The Ultimate Punch Line in The Ultimate Irony. First let …
Go Steelers … Oh … They’re Not?
Well that really stinks. So who is playing? I think I’m supposed to not like the Ravens … who else? …
The Groundhogs Of Jefferson County
Our story today begins in a small remote town in Pennsylvania … Punxsutawney. It used to be charming … classy …
With Friends Like These …
… and I definitely have friends like these. Well, one in particular. I’m thinking maybe you do, too. This is …
Adventures In Amish-Land … Continued
… and who said the Amish were boring? For those of you just starting to read of my Adventures In …
Five Reasons Why I Will Never Be A Chef …
… also known as … Homemade Lobster Bisque … Part II … as opposed to yesterdays Homemade Lobster Bisque … Part …
Homemade Lobster Bisque … Part I
Very few things make me happier … to eat … than seafood. All kinds of seafood. Any kind of seafood …
Fred, Meet Bert … And Ernie
I couldn’t help it. I had to do it. Flash back to the other day … a week ago or …
It’s Rodin’s Birthday? Again?
If I didn’t know better … OK … so I know I’m not back up to speed yet. In actuality …
Happy Holly Project 